We’re gonna do a quick read with notes; let’s begin.
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
Americans care more about the country’s future than about App Store ratings. — Dylan Thomas Cotter
2. AGREEMENT BETWEEN THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND THE GOVERNMENT OF THE KINGDOM OF DENMARK TOGETHER WITH THE GOVERNMENT OF GREENLAND
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
Now, someone here doesn’t understand how capitalization and title character counts work, and I’ll say someone because, if you’ll notice, this administration doesn’t sign off on their work like real publicists do. Let’s keep it moving. — Dylan Thomas Cotter
3. White House Access Is a Privilege — Not a Right
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
This sounds more emotional and less from a presidential position of strength, I’d say. — Dylan Thomas Cotter
4. WHAT THEY ARE SAYING: President Trump Delivers Historic Victories for America’s Hunters, Anglers, and Outdoorsmen
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
Oh ok so now the implementation of pronouns only because it’s attached to stereotypical masculine people. — Dylan Thomas Cotter
5. Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Reinvigorates America’s Hunting Heritage
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
I’d love to understand how factually this person has reinvigorated anything. Go ahead, wow me. — Dylan Thomas Cotter
6. RESTORING AMERICAN SALTWATER ANGLING AND RECREATION
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
Again, America’s priorities on full display here, right? Must’ve been a slow fake news day, huh? — Dylan Thomas Cotter
7. REINVIGORATING AMERICA’S HUNTING HERITAGE
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
Can we not keep the computer’s Caps Lock on people? — Dylan Thomas Cotter
8. President Trump’s Top 250 Victories For People of Faith
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
No one gives a shit about this. How about not take us into unnecessary wars? — Dylan Thomas Cotter
9. Trump Dividend: America Is Winning — and Americans Should Win With It
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
This reads more like a bitch trying to manifest a feeling rather than stating anything of reality; don’t you think? — Dylan Thomas Cotter
10. Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Responds to Canada’s Retaliation
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
Did they include the part where this moron takes complete ownership for insulting an entire nation? I’m gonna guess not. — Dylan Thomas Cotter
11. EXCLUDING CERTAIN CANADIAN PRODUCTS FROM IMPORTATION INTO THE UNITED STATES IN RESPONSE TO CONTINUED DISCRIMINATION AGAINST THE COMMERCE OF THE UNITED STATES WITH RESPECT TO ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
For fuck’s sake, is anyone over there familiar with grammar and capitalization? — Dylan Thomas Cotter
12. President Trump Secures the Biggest Oil Deal in World History
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
Again, this isn’t an oil company we are all living in; it’s a damn country. Who writes this crap? — Dylan Thomas Cotter
13. Ten Times Extreme Liberal Democrats in Congress Put Their Dangerous Agenda Ahead of the American People
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
Your bias and lack of administrative accountability are showing, yet again. — Dylan Thomas Cotter
14. President Trump Was Right: America Controls the Strait of Hormuz
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
Again, this reads more like a little bitch trying to manifest what they want reality to be as opposed to actually living in it. — Dylan Thomas Cotter
15. NEVER SURRENDER: Karoline Leavitt’s Historic Tenure as White House Press Secretary
TRANSGENDER PUBLICIST’S FEEDBACK:
This and all the above-mentioned government press release titles here read as if they were written by an incel who has never experienced life nor taken a single English class. How much money do you think taxpayers contribute to the salaries of the most unqualified people running this country? — Dylan Thomas Cotter
In Conclusion
The press department; you know the ones who never sign their own press releases? I’d say we as citizens are not getting our money’s worth here, regardless of how much we pay this unqualified, out-of-touch group of ‘individuals’, because the cost of this level of ignorance is far too substantial.
I’ll leave you with my favorite quote from this administration:
“Transgender for everybody”
Now you see that’s the only thing they’ve said correctly.
Just think how well they’d do with a transgender man in charge there; the thing is, no self-respecting transgender person would align themselves with this group of unintelligent, self-serving, hateful people who are terrible at what they claim to do professionally.
Some of us can’t be bought, but we can be diplomatic and compromise, so yes, I’ll give it to them:
“Transgender for everybody”
Wish I thought of that one.
ABOUT DYLAN THOMAS COTTER:
Rebel with a cause, driven by authenticity, self-expression, and liberation for all.
Rev. Dylan Thomas Cotter is a strategist, public relations leader, and brand communications executive with more than fifteen years of experience at the intersection of entertainment, media, and technology.
Cotter is known for securing numerous Tier 1 (top-tier) and Tier 2 media placements across key markets including but not limited to:
The Associated Press, Fortune, Playboy, GQ, Rolling Stone, ABC News, Out Magazine, The Advocate, Pride, Inked Magazine, Real Simple, VICE, KTLA, Reader’s Digest, Mashable, Yahoo! News, Yahoo! Life UK, Newsweek, Men’s Health, Parade Magazine, Betches, U.S. News & World Report, Women’s Health Magazine, Women.com, South China Morning Post, Truthout, MIC, The Manual, Curl Magazine, International BusinessTimes UK, TechRound, GB News, The Irish Star US, The Mirror US, Daily Express U.S., MSN, AOL, UNILAD, Morning Honey, News9Live, Business Times, ClickOrlando, News4JAX, East Bay Times, Newsday, Midland Reporter-Telegram, El Paso Inc., SRN News, WRAL, Marietta Daily Journal, Yahoo, YourValley, Henry Herald, Times Union, TheIndependent, INkl, Netscape, WSB Radio, Taylorville Daily News, The Seattle Times, FOX Illinois, The Gazette, Stamford Advocate, New Haven Register, CT Post, Lakeland Today, SFGATE, WSLS 10, NC News Online, Courier News, Delco Times, The Republic, StarBeacon, Daily Journal, Temple Daily Telegram, The Toronto Star, WJTV, Winnipeg FreePress, KFOR, TribLIVE, The Hour, KTAR, WTOP, Daily Press, MyStateline, SeattlePI, NewsChannel 20, The Mercury News, Oskaloosa Herald, The Korea Times, MyNorthwest, Greenfield Reporter, Antigo Journal, Voice of Alexandria, Union-Bulletin, Gwinnett Daily Post, WBAL, WVNews, YourSourceOne, WINK News, Mankato Free Press, Audacy, Goshen News, KRQE, HNG News, CBS 17, FOX 40, KSNT, Western SlopeNow, FOX 44 News, KDVR, News 13, WGN Radio, NVDaily, MyMotherLode.com, The Hamilton Spectator, Daily News-Record, The Washington Times, KTVO, DailyIndependent, WFMJ, Fine Day Radio, WSB-TV, Local 10, Messenger-Inquirer, Click2Houston, The News-Item, KSAT, OA Online, KIRO 7, The Sun Chronicle, KARK, RiverBender, Laredo Morning Times, San Francisco Chronicle, The News-Times, CTInsider, Beaumont Enterprise, Manistee News Advocate, The Telegraph, Michigan’s Thumb, Chron, KHQA, The Intelligencer, EverythingLubbock, The Virginian-Pilot, MyPlainview, Your Conroe News, GMToday, WFMZ, SSBCrack News, Wenatchee World, News 10, Emirates 24/7, VIN News, Hartford Courant, Philippine Daily Inquirer, Silicon Valley, Ground News, Japan Today, The Washington Post, Boston 25 News, Butler Eagle, Livingston Enterprise, Ottumwa Courier, Dayton Daily News, LimaOhio, Guard Online, 990 The Answer, Indianapolis Business Journal, PHL17, ABC27, EDGE Media Network, Telemundo Nebraska, The Columbian, 1010 WINS, WPHT, KY W Newsradio, WB C O Radio, WBBM Newsradio, KMOX, WWJ Newsradio, KNX News 97.1 FM, WTIC, WWL, KMBZ, WILK Newsradio, WBEN, Talk 1370, WPXI, Times Leader, ABC4
His latest books, Dear Cisgender Reader Walk Beside Me: An Invitation to Understanding My Big, Exciting Gay Transgender Life and Think Like a Transgender Thought Leader, are out now.